for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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