The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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