Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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