my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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