Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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