I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Alive.
So much puke
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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