I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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