oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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