So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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