When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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