Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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