Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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