i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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