Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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