he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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