Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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