you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
