The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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