you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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