Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
should my penis look like a turkey
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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