And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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