HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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