I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i would punch a child for taco bell
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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