If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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