I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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