Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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