There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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