Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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