Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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