Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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