You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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