Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
