I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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