More tranny stories later!
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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