OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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