He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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