The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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