Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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