is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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