I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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