Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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