Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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