well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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