Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i may or may not be watching the land before time
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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