I am in a vortex of obligation.
babies were throwing up all over the place
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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