we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I have feelings that need drinking.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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