No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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