do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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