u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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