Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
