Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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