If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
40s are totally the cure
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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