The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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