i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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