just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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