i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels